Perez Hilton

Now here's one filled with anger.

I despise Perez Hilton. Proper hatred. If I had a voodoo doll he'd be so pricked by now, he'd be in a cottage pie *shout out to Viv's gay husband*.

I'm not going to dwell on descriptions of the intense disgust I feel towards this guy, so I'll just pick the...

5 Things That Annoy Me About Mário Lavandeira

• It Gets Better

This is the most recent of the lot. So now he makes up this slogan for young gays who are being bullied. This could be such a lovely message to all those youngsters considering suicide due to their sexuality... but it isn't because it comes from this cock. This is the guy saying bullying towards the gay community is WRONG when he does it on a daily basis. He outs "celebrities" all the time, harassing them until they do. Coming out is something that takes time, depending on the person. It's a sort of personal journey someone needs to go through until they feel it's the right time to come out and say who they really are. It should be done in their own time, and this arsehole ruins everything for them. This is bullying. Perez is a bully. The "It gets better" message comes dipped in hypocrisy and it's revolting to see how this twat doesn't open his eyes and look at how much of a sad excuse for a human being he really is.

• Lady Gaga

Let's just throw the following question out there:

Exactly how many people liked Lady Gaga until Perez relentlessly shoved her down our throats every day of the week for the past year?

Yeah.

He finds her tacky, tasteless "art" inspiring. Sadly for him, not everyone thinks the same way.

• DADT

Perez Hilton and Lady Gaga do NOT have ANY credibility to even think about politics, let alone interfere. Let's just leave it at that.

It would be great to stop the Don't Ask, Don't Tell business, but please... just stick to being tacky, that's what you're good at. They probably even made it worse for those who would benefit with the change of the DADT law.

• Role Model

I don't even know how to begin processing the fact he got into his mind that somehow he is a rolemodel for the homosexual community. I really pity this man. He really has no idea how many people despise him the same way I do. NO idea.

• Overall arseholiness

Lusting over tweens who are still under 18 is wrong (especially for someone who is SO against paedophilia).

Calling a 16 year old Slutty and posting pictures of her crotch SHOULD have thrown him to jail.

Being a spokesperson for the gay community and then calling someone a "faggot" (they're meatballs, by the way) is just stupid and of great levels of twattiness.

Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera...

Let's just leave it at that for the sake of my sanity.